"Mmm, maybe? He's a catty, poisonous, little brat, about eighteen if he's a day? His most dangerous quality is his smart mouth, but if he decides you aren't worth shit--which he did with me--he's liable to shittalk you behind your back for the rest of time. He's basically half the boys I fucked in college, unfortunately, and while I know this means his home life is probably shit, because it always is for boys like him, right now I'm too pissed off at the little shit to really care."
He pauses for a moment, then adds, "So yeah, if you don't interact, you'll be fine. And if you can persuade the little brat you're useful, you'll be fine. And you don't have to worry about him treating you like shit after you sleep with him, because you're hopelessly straight and you won't. He'll probably flirt with you, though, if he thinks he can get away with it. It goes with the territory."
He sighs. "Ugh, sorry, I promise I wasn't planning to come over just to complain about the new guy. It just... happened. But, uh, I think I actually can get it a little bit? Just because... well. I'm kind of dating Thace now? And he's as tall as you, just a bit broader. So I'm getting exposed to the pain of finding clothes to fit him."
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"Mmm, maybe? He's a catty, poisonous, little brat, about eighteen if he's a day? His most dangerous quality is his smart mouth, but if he decides you aren't worth shit--which he did with me--he's liable to shittalk you behind your back for the rest of time. He's basically half the boys I fucked in college, unfortunately, and while I know this means his home life is probably shit, because it always is for boys like him, right now I'm too pissed off at the little shit to really care."
He pauses for a moment, then adds, "So yeah, if you don't interact, you'll be fine. And if you can persuade the little brat you're useful, you'll be fine. And you don't have to worry about him treating you like shit after you sleep with him, because you're hopelessly straight and you won't. He'll probably flirt with you, though, if he thinks he can get away with it. It goes with the territory."
He sighs. "Ugh, sorry, I promise I wasn't planning to come over just to complain about the new guy. It just... happened. But, uh, I think I actually can get it a little bit? Just because... well. I'm kind of dating Thace now? And he's as tall as you, just a bit broader. So I'm getting exposed to the pain of finding clothes to fit him."