Not everyone is cut out for show business

[failgoyle]

[Big surprise, Jules is yelling again. He's sensory livestreaming the opera, only the angle suggests that he's actually on stage. Any visible parts of his body look like stone, and he's clearly staying very, very still.]

This is the worst! They think I'm a prop, and now I'm stuck!

This is terrible! Absolutely terrible! Now I've got to sit here and watch this with a bunch of people watching me!

[The livestreaming of the opera will continue until someone yells at him sufficiently.]