[Big surprise, Jules is yelling again. He's sensory livestreaming the opera, only the angle suggests that he's actually on stage. Any visible parts of his body look like stone, and he's clearly staying very, very still.]

This is the worst! They think I'm a prop, and now I'm stuck!

This is terrible! Absolutely terrible! Now I've got to sit here and watch this with a bunch of people watching me!

[The livestreaming of the opera will continue until someone yells at him sufficiently.]

Work in progress, bulk of the info in comments below because I wordvomited and it's going to break the entry otherwise probably for ease of organization.